Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Army of One


From Crossfire Paintball Inc.
BadgerCase, do you read. Roger that. WolverineHiss, are you in position. Roger that. HarshMistress, report. Roger that. Booger, "green" on HassleZone1 on my mark... MARK. Alright people. RazorFuzz and his men are reloading; I've been counting plinks. They're tired; I know their diets and lemme tellya, there's not a protein bar in a single gut out there. They've also been friggin stuck to the TV about this whole Sopranos malarkey, so they're soft. In ..exactly ..45 seconds, SpeedShed is going to make a hit on RazorFuzz's position and that's when we call in on Operation DeathFromAbove. They've got lots of pink paint, BUT WE BLEED CORNFLOWER NOW I WANT TO SEE SOME GNASHING MOVE MOVE MOVE.

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