Towlie

From gruber_twins.

Hello. I will be Flooflah, your towel. I pray that with my absorbant assistance, you will find yourself dry and refreshed. To my right, expect to find the room phone, on which you can schedule a wakeup call. To my left, please enjoy a selection of movies and adult evening entertainment on-demand. A complimentary Continental Breakfast is yours for the ingestion in our lobby, and turn-down service is available upon request. Thank you for choosing Lay-Z-Sta, your Choice Comfort Suites' Regional Excellence Medal recipient 7 weeks running.

Skin of Her Teeth

From DerwaeOrNoway.

Skincare is the unsung hero of modern society. It is a documented fact that without the pretty ladies, the colonies would have never taken hold.. men would have lounged around the colony, being colonial, drinking up all the colony beer; but not shaving or washing or trying to spruce the place up, were it not for the promise of a visit from the pretty ladies. Jan, had very SPECIFIC feelings about the logistics of the mechanics of skincare. These practices were her own in design; inspired and crafted through wee hours of many a long night, with only the guiding light of her passion to guide her towards the glowing light at the end of the perfect skintone tunnel. Unfortunately, that had her, during the day, engaged in some fairly deep and unexplainable finger activities; yes, even sometimes over drinks during Girl's Night Out. But damn, she had skin like creamery buttery.

Sometimes, it beez like that.

From jaymeslabeille.

"Hey, Hershchel?"
"Yeah, Tony."
"I'm having what you might call.. ..trepidations."
"You mean, like a trembling sort of feeling?"
"No, that's not exactly it, really."
"Hmm well what do you mean, exactly?"
"Second thoughts."
"About."
"Yeah, this whole plan."
"So you're telling me, you're not on board with the plan here."
"That's correct. I, am not, on 'board', as you put it."
"We talked about this, Tony."
"I know, I know we did, and I know I assured you I'd be 100% fine with it."
"Yeah, Tony, that's exactly how I remember you responding when the idea was put on the table."
"Yep. And you're right, you totally are. BUT. The more I think about it, the less I think this 'Wu Tang - Killah Beez: The Musical' approach is really the ideal direction we want to take our community theatre... ...at this juncture."
"*sigh*"
"I should have mentioned this earlier, huh."
"Yeah, you really should have."
"Maybe we can just take the honey and run."
"No, Tony, no, we can't _justtakethehoneyandrun_."
"Sonofa."
"Just.. just.. GAH. Okay, Nigel, rotate."
"Righto, chap!"

Never Again

From vespeter.
Karen learned alot of things at college. She learned even more when she chose to drink. Sometimes, she didn't learn these lessons until after she sobered up, and got some time to look over last night's pictures. We love her, though.