Emperical

From Lil Munki.
"Sir." *nod*
"We haven't thine droids! Begone ye scoundrels!"
"So you are aware of the rogue droids."
"Good sir knight, we knowest not of these droids which you lament."
"TK421, we need backup."
"Your words are strange, and we are but merry eaters of onions."
"You are wasting our time. Tell us what you know about the droids."
"Ye knave! Methinkest thou mayhap be taking yon Fantasy Fest a bit more than seriously?"
"Lord Vader will hear of your transgressions!!"
"Jesus buddy, knock it off... have a little less blue milk and a couple onion rings. Frig."
"Prepare yourselves for detention!"
"Seriously dude, dang, you're really screwing up our whole medieval gig here. Scram or something."
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"The Emperor calls. You are lucky, lucky thieves."
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"This place is covered up with loonies. Anyone seen my lochbar axe?"