From Missionary Midwife.
Yeah, I thought that whole "you're a Jedi because you have Midichlorians in your blood" was a cheapass plot cop-out too... until I tried to take a picture of CarrieMae Miller. Faster than I could yell "say cheese", she went all Darth Maul on me and stankeyed my camera. This was the only shot out of the lot that was even partially in focus; she pumped out that Jedi crap all over me and broke my clavicle, spilled my drink, ruined a whole roll of really good film. Remind me to never take photos for friends' weddings or those freaky Star Wars bake sales.
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