Friday, May 9, 2008

Towlie

From gruber_twins.

Hello. I will be Flooflah, your towel. I pray that with my absorbant assistance, you will find yourself dry and refreshed. To my right, expect to find the room phone, on which you can schedule a wakeup call. To my left, please enjoy a selection of movies and adult evening entertainment on-demand. A complimentary Continental Breakfast is yours for the ingestion in our lobby, and turn-down service is available upon request. Thank you for choosing Lay-Z-Sta, your Choice Comfort Suites' Regional Excellence Medal recipient 7 weeks running.

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