Thursday, May 8, 2008

Skin of Her Teeth

From DerwaeOrNoway.

Skincare is the unsung hero of modern society. It is a documented fact that without the pretty ladies, the colonies would have never taken hold.. men would have lounged around the colony, being colonial, drinking up all the colony beer; but not shaving or washing or trying to spruce the place up, were it not for the promise of a visit from the pretty ladies. Jan, had very SPECIFIC feelings about the logistics of the mechanics of skincare. These practices were her own in design; inspired and crafted through wee hours of many a long night, with only the guiding light of her passion to guide her towards the glowing light at the end of the perfect skintone tunnel. Unfortunately, that had her, during the day, engaged in some fairly deep and unexplainable finger activities; yes, even sometimes over drinks during Girl's Night Out. But damn, she had skin like creamery buttery.

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