Sand-which?

From Nick Brickett.
OKAY BRO. Check it. Time for PORTABLE. LUNCHTIME. THROWDOWN. STEELCAGE MATCH. Ok, we couldn't get a steel cage, right, so we're just gonna jam it here in the grass. Ok, ok... Ok, right.. Over here, the champ, the tuna wrap from Student Commons. HAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhh... Oooover hereeeeee... THE CHALLENGER BAR-B-CUE STEW FROM CUEBALL LARRY'S BILLARDS AND FILLYERDS. I'll sample each one, in turn, study over the flavors, and I'll be one with each meal. AND THEN. We'll pick a winner and notify Student Activities and the Herald, AND WE'LL TOTALLY BE FAMOUS and get this whole sandwich challenge throwdown on YouTube. How's my hair? Nosecheck! Alright haaaaaaah. LET'S DO IT.