Animal Meetup

From metro1wayne.
I need all the little wooden bunnies in the fake green grass down in front to shut the hell up. OH. Hey there, angels on the podium, and Santas in the curio.. nice of you to JOIN US.. we've only had this planned for what, now, three weeks? Yeah. Settle. Alright. Now. We now face what could be the biggest moment in any of our lives. Bigger than Christmas, bigger than Easter. ENOUGH. SETTLE. Yes, bigger than all that. Freakin Gepetto put up the gall dern SALE sign, and not just any ole sale sign, brother. Liquidation. OK OK SETTLE DOWN YOU KNOTMELONS. We don't have time to friggin chat this out. We're all gonna get busted up, and it's gonna happen fast. Once the sale starts, we're gonna get wrapped in tissue and stuffed in cute little bags and people are gonna pay their money and out the door we're all gonna go, one by one, until there's nothing left but fake green grass and little circles in the dust where your little butts used to be. What you have to do is just ride it out. Nine times outta ten, you're going to end up on a nicknack shelf and never touched again, but you just might end up at a toddler house with yer eyes chewed out. SO. Now's the time to finish up any loose-end business and say your goodbyes. It's been a good run. New lives are coming in that front door. Ladies and gentleman, it's been an honor.