shopping math

From dlangendorf1.
... the frequency of the visits to the grocery store by the people who are clinically insane relates in a ratio to the time of day (with respect to an all-week all-day timescale), which is directly proportional to the product of the temperature minus relative humidity TIMES the ordinal number which corresponds to the month of the year DIVIDED BY the ratio of percentage of carts with a rusty left front wheel at WEIS times PI plus the percentage of carts with a rusty left front wheel at Giant, plus some constant "C" of course, bracketed, TIMES the square root of Avagadro's Number, and THAT is what I call the Golden Mean of When it's Actually Safe to Shop For Food at Wegman's.