THE hat

From radiohook.
"Ok, seriously. How's my hat."
"Seriously. Best hat ever."
"Oh yeah without a doubt, hands down, wall to wall, best hat in the world."
"You dudes are yankin' my chain."
"No way. You can trust us."
"Would WE lie to YOU?"
"Ok, well, good, because I really love this hat. I think I finally have THE hat for me. This hat's my boon. It's going to be my lucky charm, my star on the horizon, and my mark. It's my brand, yaknow. Whenever anyone sees it, they'll think of me."
"Camera."
"BWHAHAHAHhahaahahahahahaaaaaa......"