Colonials, Three

From scuba10u.
Ok, so, a haberdasher, a wheelwright, and a saucy wench with carnal knowledge of Satan walk into a pub. It was a bar, but the bar was re-inacting as a pub, too, so it's all Huzzah! Anyway, the saucy wench says "Aye! Wheelwrigt, is this stool taken?" And the haberdasher says "Pardon me, miss, but who says witches were allowed 'round here?" And then the wheelwright says, "Oh, she's not round, she's a battleaxel!"