CRAYZE EDDIE

From MacAllenBrothers.
IS YOUR MEAT OLD, BUSTED, NOGOOD? IS YOUR MEAT DULL, DRAB, LIFELESS? IF YOUR MEAT SKANKED, PLANKED, OR OTHERWISE GANKED? THEN DRAG IT, PULL IT, PUSH IT, SMOOSH IT, AND GET ON DOWN TO CRAYYYYZE EDDIES MEAT MART! CRAZY EDDIE LIKES BAD CREDIT, POOR CREDIT, NO CREDIT. BECAUSE CRAYZE EDDIE LIKES CASH. CASH FOR MEAT. CASH FOR MEAT. CASH FOR MEAT. CRAYZE EDDIE SELLS MEAT. CRAYZE EDDIE BUYS MEAT. CRAYZE EDDIE BARTERS MEAT. CRAYZE EDDIE'S CRAYZE. CRAYZE EDDIE RENTS MEAT. CRAYZE EDDIE LEASES MEAT. CRAYZE EDDIE TIMESHARES MEAT. CRAYZE EDDIE IS MEAT CRAYZE, BROTHER! IF IT'S MONEY, AND IF IT'S MEAT, CRAYZE EDDIE IS ALL ABOUT IT. YOU STAB IT, CRAYZE EDDIE SLABS IT.
LET'S MEAT.
AT CRAYZE EDDIES.