Am I Blue

From Todor Kamenov.
Well as it turns out, there was a period of about a fortnight when Imhotep fell ill to a mold-related intestinal bug. And for that two weeks, the whole of the empire of Ancient Egypt was under the thumb of Muah'hah'nep The Blue. Very little is known about his very brief reign, but as we can see from the hieroglyphic record placed upon this minute statue, we know that Muah'hah'nep was a ruthless and cruel follower of the anal-retentive pet monkey of Anubus. In the blink of the eye of history, Muah'hah'nep tidied up the royal chambers so deftly, that upon his return to the throne, Imhotep was vexed beyond madness at not being able to find ANYTHING that was RIGHT where he left it. Muah'hah'nep was, rightly, blamed, and soon thereafter, murdered. His body was not preserved by mummification, a process reserved for royalty, but was instead used to mulch the royal pampass grass fields, never to be seen again, and until now, almost wiped from the face of humanity's memory. We are indeed blessed by this tiny bit of the puzzle that is now in place.