Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Dissent


From Extreme4you.
OK, MISSES STEPHENSON, I NEED YOU TO LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY
- WHAT?
WE ARE FALLING EXTREMELY FAST NOW
- WHAT?
YOU ARE STRAPPED TO ME VERY SECURELY SO YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
- WHAT?
IN A FEW SECONDS I WILL BEGIN A COUNTDOWN AND THEN I'LL POP OUR SECONDARY CHUTE
- WHAT?
WHEN IT CATCHES WIND, WE'RE GOING TO GET YANKED A GOOD ONE, SO I NEED YOU TO BRACE YOURSELF
- MY HUSBAND IS A VERY.. JEALOUS.. MAN..
ONCE OUR SECONDARY CHUTE CATCHES, WE'RE GOING TO SLOW DOWN A GREAT DEAL IN A VERY SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME
- KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME, MY HUSBAND WILL KILL YOU
MISSES STEPHENSON, I NEED YOU TO FOCUS
- WHAT?
FOCUS
- WHAT?
Oh God. JUST HANG ON OK
- OH MY GOOD SWEET LORD, IT'S MY HUSBAND. IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, HONEY, I SWEAR.
Never again. Never ever again. I'll never take part in this "Therapy Exchange" clusterbomb ever. again. BRACE YOURSELF MISSES STEPHENSON I'M POPPING THE SECONDARY...
- WHAT?

2 comments:

cmykdorothy said...

Okay, nice to start my day with a giant laugh.

Anonymous said...

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