Control

From vicjuan.

"... if you'll follow me over here, hehe I'm a little embarrassed. I only give tours of the Control Room once every seven and a half bleems, so I never get used to being this, naked, about what I do. So these are the Big Switches, the Red and the Blue. Having two two-position switches gives me a total of four combinations of switching; both up, both down, red up, or blue up. Both up ensures the Machine is operational, and the beacon light spins. Both down shuts down the whole system. Red up / Blue down causes Mel Gibson to drink heavily and make racist and suggestive comments to female highway patrol officers. Blue up / Red down sends a signal to the homeworld and they'll come take me away and replace me with another Attendant. I rather like Luigi's Italian Ice cups in the freezer section at Giant, so as yet, I have no plans to be replaced. Now on to the real excitement of the tour ..."